Christmas Jokes & Riddles?

Bristol Renaissance Faire Rulez! on Fri, 27th Nov 2009 2:09 pm 



1. What do elves learn in school? Uh, the elfabet? LOL
2. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no L (NOEL)
3. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? SILENT NIGHT!
4. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho LOL
5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? SNOW FLAKES
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Forstbite
7. What kind of bird can write? PEN-guin
8. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? Um I think it’s I’ll have a boo Christmas without you
9. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Um I think it’s fleece navidad
10. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? tHeY bOtH hAvE sAnDy ClAuSe
11. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Wow their are so many answers for this lol. I think a more appropiate one would be Krisp Kringle
12. What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither, a candle always burns shorter
13. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp cringle again
14. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem
15. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
16. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve
17. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn’t concentrate
18. What’s Christmas called in England? Yule Britannia!
19. The 3 stages of man:
1) He believes in Santa Claus.
2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) He is Santa Claus.
LOL
20. Why does rain drop, but snow fall? Rain also falls, and snow also drops
Alright I think I got maybe all of them right! Thx this was a brain teaser
Happy Holidays

Pinky on Fri, 27th Nov 2009 2:14 pm 



1. the elfabet
2. the christmas alphabet has no L
3. Silent Night
4. So he can hoe hoe hoe
5. Frosted Flakes
6. Frostbite
7. pen-guin
8. i’ll have a boo christmas without you
9. Fleece Navidad
10. Sandy claws
11. Krisp Kringle
12. Neither, candles always burn shorter
13. Krisp Kringle
14. he had low elf-esteem
15. Claustrophobic
16. Its Christmas, Eve
17. because he couldn’t concentrate
18. Yule Britannia!
20. no answer unless cause as a liquid rain cant “fall” because droplets “drop”

briscoe2 on Fri, 27th Nov 2009 3:02 pm 



1. What do elves learn in school? How to make toys
2. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? Christmas alphabet is lighter
3. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? We wish you a merry christmas
4. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? To stay busy while waiting for Christmas day
5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? snow
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A snowpire
7. What kind of bird can write?
8. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? Boo this is my time to shine no hoo hoo
9. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Meeeeeeeerry chirstmas
10. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? He is chilling
11. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? a smoked santa or burned santa
12. What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? THE LONGEST CANDLE
13. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? CRISPY NICK
14. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? HE HAD NOT THANKED HIM
15. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? ANTISANTA
16. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? WHAT CAN I GET FOR EVE
17. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory? TO PUT THE ORANGES IN
18. What’s Christmas called in England? CHRISTMAS
19. The 3 stages of man: CHILD, CHILD CHILD OR INFANT, CHILD, ADOLESANT
1) He believes in Santa Claus.
2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) He is Santa Claus.
20. Why does rain drop, but snow fall? RAIN IS HEAVIER

carlanir on Fri, 27th Nov 2009 3:16 pm 



Ok let me think first…
1. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet! I have heard that one =]
2. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
I think the Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel) – Referring to a previous question today
3. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
4. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can HO HO HO
5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite? (just a guess)
7. What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin
8. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I’ll have a boo Christmas without you (heard it from my brother)
9. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad! (my uncle)
10. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claus!
11. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A Crisp Cringle
12. What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, a candle always burns shorter =] Am I right?
13. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Isn’t it a Krisp Kringle again?
14. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had a low elf-esteem
15. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic (just popped into my head I think that’s the answer)
16. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
17. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn’t concentrate lol
18. What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia (My uncle told me that..I don’t actually get it)
19. The 3 stages of man:
1) He believes in Santa Claus.
2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) He is Santa Claus
lol thats my uncle!
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20. Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
Rain also falls as we say rainfall…but I don’t know a funny answer to that.
Lol thanks! Here is a star!

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