Some Nice Jokes For Kids Funny Or Not?
Q. What washes up on very small beaches?
A. Microwaves!
Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A. A hole!
Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move?
A. The road!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs!
Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A. The scientists were brainstorming!
Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A. Because he couldn’t find a date!
Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A. Hi Cliff!
Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
A. Show me the honey!
Q. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A. Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A. I think I’m coming down with something!
Q. What do lawyers wear to court?
A. Lawsuits!
Q. What breaks when you say it?
A. Silence!
Q. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck!
Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A. Post Office!
Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A. To draw the curtains!
Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A. One! After that its not empty!
Q. What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A. A bellybutton!
THEFUNNY on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 3:10 pm
good jokes….carry on …..kids love u for it…
Tehseen B on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 3:50 pm
nice for kids one!! starred!!
crazyazz on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 4:27 pm
Haha, nice =)
Princess Of Poison on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 4:51 pm
for clean kiddie jokes, they r rele good!!!!
bball lover on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 5:09 pm
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Luck dragon on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 5:53 pm
funny
I like clean jokes
ice maiden on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 6:39 pm
lol I love it ^_^
LeXy on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 6:55 pm
Hi Ducky,
Hehehehehe..I like them all My Self My Friend..You know the Little Ones will Laugh a lot at these Ducky..You earned you Star My Friend..
A Friend,
poppy1
P.S. It’s My pool night tonight and I have to get ready..I will win a lot of games for you My Friend..See all My Friends sometimes tomorrow night.. Wish Me Luck..Haha..
poppy1 on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 7:55 pm
I dont like kiddies jokes… rude jokes are the funniest!
Hmmm sexy! on Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 8:44 pm
Good clean stuff but still worth a smile or two,,,